poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

Four years

hey-andrew:

Hey Andrew,

I woke up today thinking about you and I said a prayer. My family decided to go to the Liberty Science Center and there was an exhibit to see skyscrapers. I walked up to a piece of the Twin Towers that was completely morphed by the heat in the attack and I couldn’t help but think of…

"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."


"You’re not like other girls." Shut up. (via cutely-perverted)

(Source: escapedgoat)